JustPolyEverything
Just Poly Everything… a new app that is literally going to be every app you’ve never wanted in one…
- Dating app
- Calendar & Scheduling tool & Event planner
- Mutual aid network & buy nothing group & resale marketplace
- E2E encrypted private chats
And we’re going to build it natively on ATprotocol while we’re at it. Because of course I am.
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The time is TODAY
As an app developer since back in the day, I’ve always wanted to create the ultimate tool that would change the world for the better, forever.
Today is that day.
Today I'm excited to announce JustPolyEverything, a new app experience coming soon from the web devs behind JustPolyThings.com (me).
Why Everything?
This new app is going to be everything and do everything for the CNM community, and I can’t possibly wait until it’s ready for you to install!
Of course, for now it’s only “coming soon to an app store near you”.
Really, the extensive feature list is because I can't decide on what the polyamorous and consensully non-monogamous community needs the most, so I'm just going to build you everything!
A Dating App Like OKC
First we’re bringing back the old-school model of seeing a % match, but skipping the part where you have to take a personality quiz.
Now, since it's the future, our matching algorithm is just going to use advertising data to create a unique cryptographic key, and then % match your likelihood of romantic compatibility based on how it compares to other users cryptographic ad targeting keys.
No more swiping!
An AI Google Calendar Scheduling Tool
Finally, a solution to the Poly Scheduling is Actually Hard problem!
By opting into integration with GCal, our proprietary open-source AI algorithm will schedule all of your polycule's date nights for you.
With an option to enable “KTP” and also have it schedule game nights, or DND sessions. We also planning a premium feature called “Orgicule Mode” where it can be set to also book weekly, monthly, or quarterly orgies.
Of course it will have tons of event options to host and promote local CNM meetups and events too.
Mutual Aid Network & Buy nothing group & resale marketplace
From trying to make rent to re-gifting or re-selling gently used goods, you’ll be able to post and list all kinds of items and/or process payments right on the app.
Sharing posts within your polycule or local poly community or wider public will allow you to connect in all kinds of mutally beneficial ways.
End-to-End Encrypted Private Messaging
Nobody is building apps in 2025 without this, so we (I) won’t either, it’s just kinda a requirement now so I've gotta add it too.
Plus a special group messaging broadcast feature so that you can organize your group chats amongst:
- Friends
- Crushes
- Partners
- Metas (partners partners)
- Polycule (including metas partners)
- Fully public for open forum discussions
So when will it all be available?
Just as soon as one of these free-trial-period coding AI bots finishes coding it. I’ve already started vibe coding it with a couple different tools, but none of the code seems to work yet. Oh, and of course it’s also going to be native to ATProto and I might launch some coins or NFTs about it while I’m at it.
PS, If you’ve gotten this far, please scroll back to the date at the top of this post. I hope you enjoyed our(my) April Fools joke.
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